12 Of The Funniest Songs In Metal!
Amusing? Frickin' hilarious more like!
Gama Bomb – Smoke The Blow With Willem Dafoe
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Taken from the album The Terror Tapes (2013)
Gama Bomb’s “Smoke The Blow With Willem Dafoe” deserves to be shortlisted for greatest song title of all time and if the canny wordplay fails to illicit a wry smile then at least the frenetic Thrash will leave you satisfied.
A blistering 1 minute Thrashing indebted to the undeniable fact that ‘Blow’ rhymes with Willem Dafoe and includes such wry observations that Mr Dafoe both “urbane and astute” has an “ass out clause on every film that he shoot” is a short sharp shock of comical Speed Metal.
Gama Bomb’s albums are chock-full of funny’s but it’s “Smoke The Blow With Willem Dafoe” that raises the most chuckles.
Anal C*nt – Picnic Of Love
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Taken from the album Picnic Of Love(1999)
Anal C*nt may very well have been the most offensive band on the planet!
With song titles such as “I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank”, “I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women”, “I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant” – these are just the ones we feel comfortable re-printing! – pretty much any track in A.C.’s considerable back catalogue merits inclusion for the pitch black comedic tendencies unsubtly hidden within their hideous Grindcore noise.
In an attempt to avoid the obvious, we’ve plumped for an A.C. song that forgoes the usual grotesque indignities for a sensitive and highly amusing little ditty about true love that includes the following beautiful refrain:
“I want to go by the river
And put a blanket on the grass
I’ll pour my heart and soul
Into your wine glass”
Sounds tender and genuine doesn’t it. Just listen to it, we guarentee you’ll be laughing within 16 seconds!
You forgot psychostick! dogs like socks or blue screen
Damn! Good Call Phillip!
AC’s Picnic Of Love is from the album Picnic Of Love, not It Just Gets Worse… and the whole album is hilarious!
Nice spot Ben! We were originally going to go with a choice title from ‘It Just Gets Worse’ and forgot to change it when we opted for ‘Picnic Of Love’ instead…..and you’re right, the whole of ‘Picnic Of Love’ is frickin’ hilarious! \m/
I really really love Hello kitty from woods of trees. They are so good!!!!
Just watched the video….brilliant!!!
May I respectfully draw your attention to Jaldaboath’s “Bash The Bishop”, “Roland The Farter” and “Dex The Whispering Dwarf”? While I’m here, there’s also Conquest Of Steel’s “Fisting In The Name Of Metal”.
You may Carl, and I thank you for it.
Spazztic Blurr came to mind when I read the title of the article. Maybe their song “Mexacalli,” all about eating fast food? Then the Macabre Minstrels covering “Found a Peanut”…and of course Gwar for a little “Slaughterama”!