Albums can live and die on their opening chops. They can either dial up the foreplay to make sure we are moist first or just slam that shit right in your face and scream "You're Welcome!" So WM has donned fluid-resistant PPE and offered up it's visage to bring you the best. [...]
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A curated selection of the choicest ch0nk from your very own sommelier of fine metal. Ask about our house specials. [...]
You can have other people show you good music but let's face it their taste sucks. Ours doesn't. [...]
YouTube - come for the cats and stay for the Metal. If you're lucky we can have both at the same time.
Amazon Prime hates it! See how you can get free new music with this one weird trick! [...]
What's that? You're sick of "Driver's Licence" already? It's only been a billion plays. Never mind. WM can help you with that. Come this way. [...]
Confessor are the band that divide opinion more than politicians discussing the situation in the Middle East, British people deliberating the proper method of preparing tea or the French on which is the correct way to wave a white flag. And I think that’s because the detractors have not been listening to it properly. [...]