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Leopards Don’t Change Their Spots….So Get Over The Outfits!

Oh how they screamed at David Vincent’s wardrobe choices when the pre-release promotional shots started to pop up on Morbid Angel’s website! One particularly tear-stained blogger, typing angrily from the depths of his parent’s basement, seemed particularly offended by the use of a PVC T shirt defiling his beloved death metal.

Come on! How did you think David Vincent was going to roll when he rejoined the band?! You saw the promo materials for Blessed Are the Sick, right? You saw all the leather and chains and shit, the girls hanging off their legs? Morbid Angel were a gang-fuck of old skool rock stars who crash landed in what, let’s face it, is a rather conservative sub genre. David in particular was a dude who seemed to bellow “I fuck, peasants!”

The man spent his years outside of Morbid Angel playing bass from within the Genitorturers mobile erotic self-help drop-in centre. Were you really that shocked when he rocked up in PVC with a briefcase full of provocative lyrics written with a dildo-shaped pen?

(Incidentally, at the time of writing there is no evidence to suggest that David Vincent actually fucks peasants but… you know what we’re getting at!)

About Stuart Bell (55 Articles)
I was born in 1975 with a pile of Led Zeppelin and Deep Purple vinyl next to my cot. I ate off a sheet of ply-board propped up between two Marshall cabs and shortly after I learned to read and write I learned the E minor chord and the pentatonic scale. One day my Dad bought me Iron Maiden's first album. Metallica's Ride the Lightning followed. Then, things got serious. I have held almost every rank in the Army of Heavy Metal: Fan, drunk fan, roadie, guitarist, producer and label scout. My Wife knows what Mastodon's Crack The Skye is about and my child can play Breaking the Law on piano. Go figure.

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